John Witherspoon sometimes pops up in the most unexpected places - I love the correlation he makes between Scotticisms and Americanisms. In 2011, I use both.
It’s impossible to overstate how much I love this outfit. Just gorgeous.
Emma Roberts as Audrey Hepburn
Robert Webb performs What a Feeling from Flashdance, for Let’s Dance for Comic Relief.
Brilliant, and quite sexy. I seem to have a thing for men in leotards.
(via BBC)
Community education at its best! These classes were going on across the hall from our Ballroom Dancing classes…
The BIG question is: how do I decide if I’m “absolutely terrified” or just “slightly scared”?
I received a card from my future husband this morning. It is (and probably will forever be) the BEST Valentine:
You’re a filthy vampish beauty
A dirty curvy ‘ho
But if we’re to get together
There’s some things you need to know
My fantasies are shocking
My fetishes are heinous
I’ll want you to clamp my testicles
And put gerbils up my anus
Dress up as my grandad
If you want to make me happy
Whip me till I scream out loud
And dress me in a nappy
Breath control and dungeons
- smother me till I’m limp
Lock me in your basement
I want to be your gimp
Make me lick your toilet clean
Or your doggie’s reeking crotch
Use me as a coffee table
And bring your friends to watch
Rape me with utensils
Or the handle of a broom
Shove it up my lovepipe
And make me sweep the room
Harder, deeper, faster
If I scream, stuff in a gag
Bring your brother along to play
‘Cos I’m a raving fag
